You Have an Hour
What will you do with your final hour alive?

Supermarket of Doom

You’re in the produce section when the announcement comes over the P.A.:
“Attention Happy Snappy Grocery customers, the world will end in approximately 60 minutes. Please bring your final selections to the checkout stands.”

Your cart is empty but for five plump Kohlrabi which have suddenly taken on a very ominous quality that you find strangely disturbing.

What will you do? Abuse an aubergine? Seduce a checker? Talk someone into driving you and the cart to the top of the steepest, straightest street in town?

2 Responses to “Supermarket of Doom”

  1. I think I’d have to put back the kohlrabbi and pick up a nice ripe cantelope. They’re so fresh and light on the palete. It’s impossible to be too sad when eating cantelope.

    babs - June 24, 2008 at 4:02 pm

  2. That is so true. Mmm… fresh melons.

    sean - June 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm


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