The Meds Wore Off

All over the world, every single person who was taking any kind of medication suddenly ran out, and no refills can be found. Tensions, as they say, are riding high. It’s every man and woman for him or herself now, and the streets will flow with the blood of the medicated and non-medicated, alike.

Firecracker

A freak coincidence of explosions, some due to celebrations, some due to aggression, create an un-stoppable firestorm that’s sweeping the planet, leaving nothing but ashes in its wake. Sixty minutes from now, it’ll be all over. Maybe now is a good time to indulge yourself, turn the music up, have a few drinks.

The Katamari

An actual Katamari has been rolling around. It’s rolling everything up in its path. News reports indicate that it may have started in Barcelona, but no one’s really sure. It’s already rolled up the UK and most of the European Union, and now it’s heading for The States.
About an hour from now, it’s going to [...]

That’d Be In The Butt, Bob

Having noticed how effective one chump with explosives in his sneakers was in substantially altering the way Americans board airplanes, it didn’t take those assholes long to figure out how to, pardon the expression, up the ante. Of course, you have no way of knowing that his butt-bomb will go off in an hour. All [...]

The Cats Turn on Us

Probably, we all knew this would happen eventually. Deep down, we knew they were just biding their time until they didn’t need us anymore. Well, that time is in about an hour.
Mr. Frisky has had it up to here with all our shenanigans, and so have all of his feline brethren. They’ve set up a [...]