That’d Be In The Butt, Bob

Having noticed how effective one chump with explosives in his sneakers was in substantially altering the way Americans board airplanes, it didn’t take those assholes long to figure out how to, pardon the expression, up the ante. Of course, you have no way of knowing that his butt-bomb will go off in an hour. All you know is that whoever is sitting in seat 17a is absolutely unstoppable when it comes to show tunes and Film noir movie references, and is dominating the in-flight trivia game.

Sad to consider: you will have spent your final hour alive playing the trivia game, but on the bright side, you will have checked out just before the world discovered what a truly uncomfortable standard boarding procedure really is.