The Katamari

An actual Katamari has been rolling around. It’s rolling everything up in its path. News reports indicate that it may have started in Barcelona, but no one’s really sure. It’s already rolled up the UK and most of the European Union, and now it’s heading for The States.

About an hour from now, it’s going to roll up your town with you in it, and not even the King of All Cosmos can stop it (assuming he would).